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hi, i'm lyss. this is my writing blahg. aka the place where i can put things to show people or just the place where i can put things because i feel like it. and don't have to show anyone.

current project: monochromatic



 lyss 4:35 pm
    - His mother’s name is Virginia. She cries a lot and wears scarves all the time. She also has a psychic that she consults on a regular basis.
    
    - His father’s name is Lorcan Sr. because it makes me laugh. He thinks his wife is ridiculous and that his son is a freak. He spends a lot of time doing crosswords in the DP instead of paying attention to his kid.
    
    - Slytherin in school, Leopold is basically his boyfriend.
    
    - Meets Elphie and is like ugh I hate this bitch gonna push her in a mud puddle to assert my alpha male-ness.
    
    - Then she shows up in the same places that he is and he’s like GOD!!!
    
    - First kiss behind an ice cream shop and he’s like shit needa stomp down these feelings because she’s a muggle born and mother will never approve!!!
    
    - Graduation = job at the ministry and living with leo and eating a lot of cereal
    
    - DATE NIGHTS!!!
    
    - Except not really because he’s keeping Elphie in the friendszone and they watch Audrey Hepburn movies together and he makes her noodles and stuff.
    
    - I LUV U ELPHIE MOST ARDENTLY
    
    - ~*~*~ROMANCE AWKWARD ROMANCE~*~*~
    
    - intimacy issues. lots of intimacy issues.
    
    - more intimacy issues
    
    - then finally asking elphie to marry him because he’s 25 and now’s the time to BE A MAN
    
    - wedding; all the pictures in their album are blurry because he sucks at taking pictures
    
    - uh also death eater when he turns 19, before elphie, hence why he’s all apprehensive, his parents are neutral on the subject because it’s one of those things they just don’t talk about
    
    - elphie finding out about the mark? being all weirdly attracted to it and him being like o m g you’re a freak
    
    - YOU’RE MARRIED TO A MUGGLE BORN??? OMG LORCAN YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US
    
    - when he dies he really just goes to Beirut because l o l who’d look for him in Beirut
    
    - awful husband blahg 1980
    
    - eventually coming back to england but i haven’t gotten that far yet. it’ll be all dramatic and he’ll be like knocking on the door of the house he and elphie share and being like “hi.”
    
    - SPEAKING OF THEIR HOUSE I WANT THEM TO LIVE IN AN OBNOXIOUS RED FARMHOUSE IN LIKE CORNWALL OR S/T
    
    - the end
    laughing forever


 effy 4:36 pm
    YES TO THE HOUSE

 lyss 4:37 pm
    CAN YOU IMAGINE IT THOUGH
    THERE WOULD BE PICTURES EVERYWHERE AND TURKISH RUGS AND IT WOULD BE THREE STORIES!!!

 effy 4:37 pm
    YES. I LOVE IT. OH MY GOD ALL MY LORPHIE FEELS RESURFACING.
    -cry-
    AND THEY WOULD HAVE BOYS
    ALL BOYS

 lyss 4:37 pm
    YES!!!

 effy 4:37 pm
    SEVEN MILLION AND TWO

 lyss 4:37 pm
    AND LIKE THE DAY THEY BUY THE HOUSE THERE WOULD BE A MOVIE MONTAGE MOMENT OF HIM CARRYING HER OVER THE THRESHOLD
    I am having a lot of feelings
    Like
    About their furniture
    and stuff

 effy 4:38 pm
    i want them
    i want them so baaAAaAaad

 lyss 4:39 pm
    They’d have gross chandeliers that rarely work and big comfy couches that swallow people whole and a whole shelf of their movies and books that Lorcan loves even though they’re silly and omg :CCC

 effy 4:39 pm
    omg.
    AND HE LEFT HER IN THAT BIG HOUSE ALL BY HERSELF

 lyss 4:40 pm
    :CCC
    IMAGINING THEIR BEDROOM.
    IT’D BE A ROOM AT THE TIPPY TOP OF THE HOUSE RIGHT
    AND THE ONLY STUFF IN IT WOULD BE THEIR BIG BED WITH THE FIFTY MILLION BLANKETS AND PILLOWS ON IT
    AND IDK LIKE A BIG ASS BAY WINDOW THAT THE BED IS PUSHED UP AGAINST SO THEY CAN DO QT STUFF LIKE ~WATCH THE SUNRISE~
    ALSO MORE OF LORCAN’S BOOKS LINING THE WALLS
    he would read them to her sometimes before bed and

 effy 4:41 pm
    Most depressing image

 lyss 4:41 pm
    :C

 effy 4:41 pm
    of her going up the stairs
    to the top of the house
    alone
    :c

 lyss 4:41 pm
    AND THEN WHEN HE LEAVES SHE’D JUST STARE AT THE BOOKS LIKE
    ”:C”

 effy 4:41 pm
    UGGGH

 lyss 4:41 pm
    like I can imagine her trying to read them?
    But without him it’s not the same

 effy 4:42 pm
    stop
    stop burning me

 lyss 4:42 pm
    because lorcan would always explain why gatsby represented the american dream!!!
    and sob
    SOB
    Omg I am thinking about the first time they would have ~*~*~made love~*~*~
    BECAUSE THAT
    IS WHAT
    IT IS
    WITH LORPHIE
    I am making myself so sad omg

 effy 4:42 pm
    STOP IT
    STOP IT

 lyss 4:43 pm
    HE’S GOING TO COME BACK THOUGH
    I PROMISE

 effy 4:43 pm
    GOOD
    OUR SHIP WITH A HAPPY FUTURE

 lyss 4:43 pm
    AND HE’LL HAVE A STUPID BEARD AND HE’LL KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF COMING RIGHT IN AND HE’D HAVE A BUNCH OF HER FAVORITE FLOWERS AND HE’D BE LIKE
    ”Hi.”
    And she’d be like
    ”>:C”

 lyss 4:44 pm
    then he would grovel
    GROVEL

 effy 4:44 pm
    AND BEING ELPHIE HOW COULD SHE RESIST

 lyss 4:45 pm
    and they would CUDDLE IN THEIR BIG BED forever and ever and eve
    r
    and then make their first child
    and live happily
    ever
    after
    THE END
Posted: 2 months ago

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