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Like I imagine that they kind of just drift to each other because they are both marginally unhappy people and unhappy people are like magnets to other unhappy people. And so they would have this fluke of a friendship and idk like they’re at Westley’s place one night because Hannah dumped him after finding out that he did some bad shit with Emmeline and he’s knitting and whining because he is best at knitting and whining and Marlene is just like jesus christ this sad sack and does something Marlene like to shut him up which would be like. IDK kissing him and him be like LOL WAT and her being like YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN MAN. and him being like. OKAY. /OKAY/. and then they ignore that the kiss just happened because el oh el they are Marlene and Westley you don’t just put Marlene and Westley together because that’s weird. They are total opposites and it would be the one case where no one thinks that opposites are going to attract but they do because they’re both assholes 99% of the time. And idk some how they make each other happy. Maybe because their being together confuses and or pisses everyone else off. There would be lots of sweaters involved in this relationship and Marlene would be /good/ for him. If that makes sense? Because she wouldn’t baby him or tip toe around him or like idk ABUSE HIS FEELINGS. He just needs like. The Anti-Emmeline. And the Anti-Hannah. Because Emmeline is just a bitch and Hannah is too nice. Marlene is like the perfect balance because SHE’S NOT EVEN DAMAGED GOODS!!! Sure she loved James at one point but it’s w/e w/e she’s ~moving on. And Westley would be good for her because she could boss him around and he’d still like her for it and he doesn’t ~*~*~fight his feelings~*~*~ because he’s just straight with people instead of being a passive agressive peen. AND MARLENE DOESN’T NEED ANOTHER JAMES BUT SHE DOESN’T NEED ANOTHER SIRIUS EITHER. She needs someone who keeps her grounded or w/e. :c Idk why do I already have feelings about Messy.
